Jordan wishing he could light things on fire with his chopsticks. The guy next to us asked us if we just came from a wedding. I said it was against the rules to wear black to a wedding. He asked if we came from a bar mitzvah... hmm, strange. But the cook was awesome, he could fling eggs around, light plates on fire and make onion cones of sake flame - he made grilling into a pyrotechnic display.